Score: 10

"Now I don't see what they're all on about"

submission: Bounce Coil

date: February 19, 2008

Or in other words, Curse you laws of motion! Yeah, those things do get on the nerves, like, alot. I also checked out the music and stuff, so, HEY EVERYONE! GO BUY NOW! Yeah, anyways, the game, the game....uh...what was I gonna say about that? Oh yeah, legend in a tin! I really like the idead although it is still essentially pong in a ball, maybe you should do a sequal and make it like Breakout in a ball, but who am I to tell you what to do =P.

Hammerypart says: Cya later! Yeah, that review was kinda sucky, so i'm gonna leave before I embarass myself....Or did I just do that?

Score: 10

"I'm really not understanding something here..."

submission: Waterlollies

date: February 11, 2008

sure the film is awesome, if I didn't know better i'd think you'd been employed by disney or something, BUT, and this addressed to the two reviewers below me, if your going to try and make a point about how you think something is bad then you could at least try to make it semi-artciulate, your mum jokes are neither funny nor witty, and offer no constructive critisism at all to the author, and caps lock spamming hasn't gotten anyone any where, especially not if you want to be noticed, learn from your mistakes.

And back to the movie, this is so smoothly put together that nothing I could say would ever change the level of brilliance in your works, i'm sorry that i'm wasting review space, but I honestly really wanted to vent m spleen at those two.

Hammerypart says: Purely fantastical, tell me, is there a story behind Brackenwood, or do you just make it up as you go along? No mor ecomments from me I think. Cya 'round!

Score: 10

"Wow."

submission: Race Across The Rainbow

date: January 15, 2008

I mean, really, wow! This is like the greatest flash i've ever seen on NG, including The Brackenwood series. The race was pure awesome, with all that was going on in there it must be a pretty packed rainbow, the song was fitting, Snoopy was in it! and there was a fairly cool start and ending sequence to it. Only thing I want to know is what was in that big ol' bag hanging from the helicopter?

Hammerypart says: Fairly trippy video, bright red ballon things! Yay! The black guy won too (morally speaking)! Cya 'round!

Score: 8

"Ooooooh, trippy..."

submission: simple cool cel animation

date: January 14, 2008

Yeah, it was pretty cool, and fairly awesome effects are like magic to me, so I was entraped by it for about five minutes, I wouldn't have minded a few more things to go with it, y'know like a side show kinda thing, once your done with one click next to move on, not some thing on a timer, because then you might miss some of the magic. Oh and finally, some calming music wouldn't be amiss, just so the silence wouldn't be complete and start to creep me out.

Hammerypart says: Yup, I could watch this for a while to. A loading bar would be pretty helpful! Fairly good for a first flash! Cya 'round!

Score: 7

"I will admit it wasn't bad"

submission: Run!!!!!

date: January 12, 2008

But man! That winner had some friggin HUGE thigh muscles! I mean, wow. Also, things for improvement: Could use a bit more varied background, and maybe the race track could be a bit more interesting and finally the background cheering loops in a very annoying way, but still, not to bad!

Hammerypart says: Why didn't the guy in last just use the damn gun! Or is that not allowed in real races? Also I wouldn't mind knowing where all these characters came from.... Cya 'round!

Score: 10

"Hmm...."

submission: O.N.E.

date: December 25, 2007

Anyone else notice that the American songs were consistently worse than the Korean one's? Just pointing that out, other than that, this review serves no real purpose.

Score: 7

"Well..."

submission: British Bulldogs

date: December 24, 2007

Things to improve on: Some sounds,be it music, voices, background playground noises, or just a death scream when you die.
Maybe some proper animation when the guys take you down, instead of just 'bump', 'argh, I am dead'.

Other than that, it's brittish bull dogs! What's not to like?

Hammerypart says: I think you could do well, this idea was pretty new, y'know, kinda fresh. I'll root for you, if you follow the advice people give you. Cya 'round!

Oh, unless the advice is something like 'go die in a fire' don't follow that advice.

Score: 10

"What kinda review is that?"

submission: The Domino Knight

date: December 21, 2007

This is Shit. This sucked. Not only is that mean AND offensive, which should get you banned, it's also completely wrong! Thus making you an insesitive berk and a complete idiot Ukurse. This game is a fine little puzzler for wasting your time on during raining afternoons and has a very relaxing song to go wih it.

Hammeerypart says: Fav'd! You and the game! A fine puzzler for anyone with an I.Q. (that's not Ukurse, evidently)! Cya 'round!

Score: 8

"Well..."

submission: Dress a Luma!

date: December 19, 2007

It wasn't eally that good but... OH MY GOD! TINY LITTLE GOOMBA'S! EEE! CUTE! Anyway, yeah. for a dress-up game it was quite high quality although I could see it being used in a larger setting, maybe with multiple characters to dress up, anyway, good job on that!

Hammerypart says: Well made as far as i'm concerned! Keep up the (quite) good work! Cya 'round!

Score: 8

"Alrihty..."

submission: H*R Thriller

date: December 18, 2007

So it wasn't the worst movie have ever seen, and considering you started in July this is really quite good. The song (while not being liked by me) suited the song well and the characters were quite well animated. My only real gripe is that if you won't give them arms, at least give them Rayman style hands so it looks a bit better. Other than that this was a fine musiv video.

Hammerypart says: Do I REALLY get an invisible gun for idetifying the zombies? If this get blammed I shalt be sad! Keep up the good work! Cya 'round!