Score: 10

"Now I don't see what they're all on about"

submission: Bounce Coil

date: February 19, 2008

Or in other words, Curse you laws of motion! Yeah, those things do get on the nerves, like, alot. I also checked out the music and stuff, so, HEY EVERYONE! GO BUY NOW! Yeah, anyways, the game, the game....uh...what was I gonna say about that? Oh yeah, legend in a tin! I really like the idead although it is still essentially pong in a ball, maybe you should do a sequal and make it like Breakout in a ball, but who am I to tell you what to do =P.

Hammerypart says: Cya later! Yeah, that review was kinda sucky, so i'm gonna leave before I embarass myself....Or did I just do that?

Score: 10

"I'm really not understanding something here..."

submission: Waterlollies

date: February 11, 2008

sure the film is awesome, if I didn't know better i'd think you'd been employed by disney or something, BUT, and this addressed to the two reviewers below me, if your going to try and make a point about how you think something is bad then you could at least try to make it semi-artciulate, your mum jokes are neither funny nor witty, and offer no constructive critisism at all to the author, and caps lock spamming hasn't gotten anyone any where, especially not if you want to be noticed, learn from your mistakes.

And back to the movie, this is so smoothly put together that nothing I could say would ever change the level of brilliance in your works, i'm sorry that i'm wasting review space, but I honestly really wanted to vent m spleen at those two.

Hammerypart says: Purely fantastical, tell me, is there a story behind Brackenwood, or do you just make it up as you go along? No mor ecomments from me I think. Cya 'round!

Score: 10

"Wow."

submission: Race Across The Rainbow

date: January 15, 2008

I mean, really, wow! This is like the greatest flash i've ever seen on NG, including The Brackenwood series. The race was pure awesome, with all that was going on in there it must be a pretty packed rainbow, the song was fitting, Snoopy was in it! and there was a fairly cool start and ending sequence to it. Only thing I want to know is what was in that big ol' bag hanging from the helicopter?

Hammerypart says: Fairly trippy video, bright red ballon things! Yay! The black guy won too (morally speaking)! Cya 'round!

Score: 9

"Perhaps... perhaps indeed..."

submission: Fairy's Cave

date: August 15, 2008

Bleh, music like this gets me all meditative, but lets be honest here, while links awakening was one of the better games in the series, I can honestly say I think the Wind Waker was better, mostly because of Dragon's Roost Island, that place has stuck with since forever. Anyway, I ramble, review time! As a background song, it ain't to bad, but if you begin to focus on it then it just becomes the three seconds of music over and over and over and over.... bleh. Guess that's why I just tried to get in, out and flee from a fairy cave asap when I played Links Awakening. Still it's good to see this up here, certainly fits in with the fairy local.

Hammerypart says: I didn't like Twilight Princess much though, to grim. Majora's Mask though... that was all kinds of cool. Good work and Cya 'round!

Score: 10

"Well, yon Darkslave-Master just stole my thunder."

submission: [DjBjra] - Military Storm

date: August 4, 2008

Also he makes sense, is coherent AND brought up a lot of good issues, honestly, I feel totally out classed here.... Ah well! Eww! Toilet song! Heh, the eppifany toilet. I want one of those, it would make essay writing easier. Not sure what kinda millitary organization would use this, but when I start up my own back-yard nation this'll be my national anthem. Or maybe Gamer Forever will be the anthem and this'll be the millitaries theme. Anyways! Review time! Repetetive which is a bit dull but the experementation is nice. Like the trumpet(?) tones in at the start as well, although I thought the song was broke for a second because my speakers are so screwy that I had to jack them up to full volume to hear it properly.

Hammerypart says: Good song! Downloaded once my computer will download at rate better than 1h 24 mins. Heh. Cya 'round!

Score: 10

"Yayup, I be thinking I like this."

submission: [ Infiltration ]

date: August 4, 2008

However it does sound like a metroid song turned dance track, no offence. Especially the start, which I don't really like that much. Oh, and with the ending, at least it would loop well if'n ya deleted the last ten seconds o' silence, every cloud has a silver lining and what not. Anyways, fun to listen to, definatively the 3 step thing sounds cool (although frankly I have no idea what it means =P). Hmm, I appear to have done this the wrong way round, with the review at the top and the weird at the bottom, so, without further ado: FLAMING SQUIRELS ARE EATING MY LUNCH! There, that aught to do it.

Hammerypart says: Wooo! More dance to listen to! Favourited and downloaded when my computer stops trying to kill it's self every time I try to. Cya 'round!