Score: 9

"Well! Now that I've destroyed the world..."

submission: Oiligarchy

date: November 7, 2008

and essentially caused the same horrible events that happened in fallout 3, I think it's time to give up. I wonder if there'll be Radroaches as well. Fun game by the way, very addicting, although elections could have involved a bit more thought.

Hammerpart says: Maybe I'll go play some Fallout now... play through the aftermath of what I've done, you know? Sorry about that, I've got Fallout on the brain. =P

Score: 10

"Now I don't see what they're all on about"

submission: Bounce Coil

date: February 19, 2008

Or in other words, Curse you laws of motion! Yeah, those things do get on the nerves, like, alot. I also checked out the music and stuff, so, HEY EVERYONE! GO BUY NOW! Yeah, anyways, the game, the game....uh...what was I gonna say about that? Oh yeah, legend in a tin! I really like the idead although it is still essentially pong in a ball, maybe you should do a sequal and make it like Breakout in a ball, but who am I to tell you what to do =P.

Hammerypart says: Cya later! Yeah, that review was kinda sucky, so i'm gonna leave before I embarass myself....Or did I just do that?

Score: 10

"I'm really not understanding something here..."

submission: Waterlollies

date: February 11, 2008

sure the film is awesome, if I didn't know better i'd think you'd been employed by disney or something, BUT, and this addressed to the two reviewers below me, if your going to try and make a point about how you think something is bad then you could at least try to make it semi-artciulate, your mum jokes are neither funny nor witty, and offer no constructive critisism at all to the author, and caps lock spamming hasn't gotten anyone any where, especially not if you want to be noticed, learn from your mistakes.

And back to the movie, this is so smoothly put together that nothing I could say would ever change the level of brilliance in your works, i'm sorry that i'm wasting review space, but I honestly really wanted to vent m spleen at those two.

Hammerypart says: Purely fantastical, tell me, is there a story behind Brackenwood, or do you just make it up as you go along? No mor ecomments from me I think. Cya 'round!

Score: 10

"Wow, that was....interesting."

submission: FattyMcpatty And LardyLarLar 7

date: January 28, 2009

I'm not sure what just happened but it certainly was entertaining. Anyway, certainly one of the stranger things I've learnt today. Newgroyunds has a voiceacting section? Really? Holy Vishnu! Anything good there, or is this it? Aaaanyway, reviewing this stuff huh? Umm....well dang, reviewing voice IS a lot harder than reviewing music, who'd have thunk it? Okay, I can't hink of anything to say other than quite funny and very good sound quality, even through my crappy speakers. Oh, but did you really think of everything? Reeeeally? God is watching you, be honest now!

Hammerypart says: Well that was cool, dunno whether I should go and listen to the others or go and eat somethign ebfore I pass out. Hmm.... Oh, bye!

Score: 9

"Well zen! Let us see what I think."

submission: [DjBjra] Battle of Old Friends

date: January 28, 2009

Well, just read the description. No, uh.... just no I'm afraid. A lil' bit to uh.... soft isn't the right word but it's all i can come up with. Lesse here, what could make it better as a boss battle song... well, it sounds good on principle but there's a few ways to make it better. Looking back on games that did stuff like this, Kingdom Hearts, when you fought Riku, made it a big sweeping orchestral score, hard to pull off I could imagine, but totally worth it. In Prince Of Persia they made epic boss music by using a combination of orchestral/arabian/metal except no the new one, lets just not go there shall we? Anyway, those are the only two I can think of just now, but either one of those extremes could improve this song to no end. As it is it sounds like music for the credit sequence. No offence meant.

Hammerypart says: I still like the song, don't get me wrong. Oh, and don't hold me to what I said, I'm not the music maker here. Anyway, cya 'round!

Score: 10

"I shall indeed tell you what I think!"

submission: TrAnCeD Chronamut Mastery

date: January 28, 2009

IN A LOUD AND ABBRASIVE MANNER! WHAT HO! Okay, cancel that, but I've always wanted to say that y'know?...... You don't? Meh, well each to his own then. Anyway, I can't think of anything else to ramble about here so I guess I should review this thang h-uh? Right then! It's awesomeitude, first and foremost, and frankly, shweet work for a 14 year old, most of the ones I know either want to be jet pilots or think that they're pro footballers, the minority who think they're good at music are the ones who screech into microphones, so great work on not being one of them. =D Also, can I just say, wonderful work on the song, Chronamut may have changed the instruments, but the origional idea was yours. Oh, and it's pronounced: NOICE!

Hammerypart says: Sooooo..... I've got stuff to be reviewing, so I'm gonna go and toddle off now, farewell!