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Hammerypart

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Reclining by a laptop
Job: Proffesional Hench

Will Hench for food!

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Sign-Up Date:
11/18/07

Level: 10
Aura: Fab

Rank: Scout
Blams: 75
Saves: 179
Rank #: 31,343

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 940 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 39,406
Voting Pow.: 5.19 votes

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Flash Reviews: 15
Music Reviews: 176
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Hammerypart

Well folks, it's official.

Posted by Hammerypart Nov. 3, 2008 @ 4:50 PM EST

What's-his-face and me will be continuing reviews on and off from tomorrow onwards, try and forgive us if we're a little rusty. It's been a while, but we're back 'n' such!

Just don't complain if our reviews aren't straight 10 out of 10's all the time, mmmkay?

Also:

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Just in case anyone was wondering....

Posted by Hammerypart Sep. 23, 2008 @ 2:23 PM EDT

Umm... I'm not really sure how to say this, but one of us Hammerypart's passed away recently, there was a kyaking accident, and shit happens to good people. Nuff' said.

Suppose now'd be a good time to point out that there are three of us sharing this account, all of us liking most things (except metal) so we kept our writing styles fairly like each other's, and it all worked perfectly, however if it ever looked like two people were writing a review that's because we wrote some of them together to make some variety.

Now the guy who passed away was the one who poked us two with sticks, enough to get us to write the odd review here and there, so now that we think about it... he wrote about 100 of the one's that we've done.

Anyway's! The point is: Most people 'ave probably forgotten that we exist, so we're gonna leave this news post up here and you lot can vote on it: Wether we should carry on with this reviewing thing, with a lack of anyone to really like techno music, or if everyone should just give up and move on.

Anyone who has any opinions drop a word on the ol' grapvine (private message) or just leave a comment. Oh and spread the word! Remember, with no-one to poke us with a stick then we ain't gonna get much done.

---Life's just the first half y'know? There's always the afterlife to look forward to!---

I bleeding hope there is, life better not end six feet under ground. Hammerypart deserved better than that...

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HahaHA!

Posted by Hammerypart Jul. 25, 2008 @ 9:43 AM EDT

Well, just incase anyone may think that I'm dead, you're completely wrong! Huzzahs! The real reason for a lack of... uh.... ANYTHING is the fact that I got a new program installed on my computer.

A security program.
Who's first act was to monitor all sites used on my computer. The ONLY site it blocked was here, well and DeviantArt but who really cares, eh?, anyways after I uninstalled it, installed it on my brothers computer and burned, shredded and otherwise destroyed any method of removing it easily I return!

Only problem is I haven't reviewed an stuff in about a decade. Still, I'll handle this!

Going on holiday for two days so I'll be a bit quiet until Friday in case anyone wants to know.

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I returneth! well finally....

Posted by Hammerypart May. 7, 2008 @ 2:41 PM EDT

Sooo.... after a loooooong looooooooooong time of uhh, well, real life intruding, I return! Probably won't review as much as I used to, but still, the thought'll be there (or the lack of it). I think I'll concentrate on raising my rank so I can 5-bomb good stuff.

Hammerypart says: Cya 'round the portal!

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Blarrgh, everything....slowing...down...

Posted by Hammerypart Feb. 9, 2008 @ 11:57 AM EST

So...very...tired... can't be bothered finishing post... ZzzzzZZZZzzzzz....

Arrgh! Exams next week! But so very tired! What shall I do?

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Yeah, ok, screw the screw it.

Posted by Hammerypart Jan. 23, 2008 @ 11:58 AM EST

Bad, day, it was raining, people we're piss taking out of me, nuff said, sorry if I upset and/or forgot anyone in my list of awesome people list.

Don't hate me for screwing with your minds!......

Or i'll get this guy to go eat your pants!

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All right, screw it, screw all of it!

Posted by Hammerypart Jan. 21, 2008 @ 1:59 PM EST

No one responds to my reviews! Wahhhhh! Except Kriz, cause he's awesome, and Chromanut and F-777 and Petrotrippin and LastEncore and LastSpartan and.....yeah, ok, so some people do, but the important thing is that all these people who write one liner reviews and then leave really get on my nerves! What's the point in writing a review with no actual helpful opinions, views or even proper language!? The point is that all these crap reviews lower the bar and make every portal submitter think 'fuck it, if they don't write good reviews then I won't respond.' So when a good review does slip through the net then it just gets ignored anyway, so any helpful input is always ignored! And yeah, some of my earlier reviews don't live up to my own standards, so what? It's not like anyone else does any better.

---End Of Rant---

Oh yeah, in the "Its not like anyone else does any better part" I'm NOT including everyone, especially Music Story, who writes awesome reviews.

Apologies if I forgot anyones names about people who respond to reviews.

Yeah, incase my point didn't come across clearly, i'm quiting reviewing unless specifically asked, or I see a good reason to start reviewing again.

Oh damn! Waterflame! I forgot about him, he's awesome to!

MAD AS HELL INDEED!

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Umm...guys? Little help?

Posted by Hammerypart Jan. 12, 2008 @ 5:18 PM EST

How do I get to download a giff image for my image besides posts, PM's and such, I don't know how because every time I try and upload one to here it says "No images with transparent border's" or some old b*******k's.

C'mon, please help?

Yeah yeah, I know this question is on the same level of stupididity as asking "How I mine for fish?" on an MMO, but it must be asked! Even if it's just because newbs must learn!

<UPDATE!> I'm adding to this post because I still need help with upwards pointed out stuff. But i'm finally going to review every single song on my favourites list, including all the ones done by my favourite artists! This will probably kill me, maybe single handedly by Chronamut. Curse his tons of good songs!

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Mine is not the page you should be on!

Posted by Hammerypart Jan. 6, 2008 @ 3:36 AM EST

Go on! Hop it over the ChrenKlen userpage and see what he has to say about his writing and such, it looks interesting enough to me!

Go on, please? He and I would really appreciate it!

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Well, I'm not gonna be here for a bit.

Posted by Hammerypart Jan. 5, 2008 @ 3:42 AM EST

Just in case anyone happens to be wondering why there are/ won't be many reviews written by me recently, it's because I plan on starting playing WoW to see if it's any good, and if anyone was wondering why there haven't been many reviews lately before this post, it was just because i'm lazy. =D

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